Chaos the Cat, because who doesn’t like cat pictures?
Aaaaaaah! Is it noon already?
Feed me or you won’t believe what happens to these slippers next
Now we’re talking
Okay, that’s a good question. Because it wouldn’t have worked, that’s why. Gollum had to be there for the ring to be cast into the fire and he couldn’t ride on the freaking eagles. Didn’t you read the books?